Just a little light hearted fun this Christmas.
Jello and Stocking
Stocking: “Guess what
time of the year it is?!”
Jello: “What is it, Stocking?”
Stocking: “It’s
stocking time of year!”
Jello: “Huh? I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Stocking: “You know,
Christmas!”
Jello: “Oh,
Christmas! Why didn’t you say so?”
Stocking: “We get
stockings full of stuff, big presents under the Christmas tree, the smell of
hot cocoa in the air, the frost on the windows…”
Jello: “Uhh, Stocking?”
Stocking: “Walking through the stores with long lines,
awaiting the cashier…”
Jello: “Stocking!!”
Stocking: “Making purple
snowmen and sugar cookies…”
Jello: “Stocking, can
you hear me?”
Stocking: “Eating my
newest concoction: a peanut butter pineapple pudding with pinecones!”
Jello: “STOCKING!”
Stocking: “Yes?”
Jello: “Wait, did you say peanut butter pineapple pudding
with pinecones?”
Stocking: “Yep, I did!”
Jello: “Wait, what gave you the idea of making such a
pudding?” {pause} “No wait, I probably
don’t want to know.”
Stocking: “You’re probably right, you don’t want to know.”
Jello: “Anyway, as I
was going to say, you forgot the most important part of Christmas.”
Stocking: “I did? I
did!! How could I forget about the
Christmas dinner?”
Jello: “What? That’s
not what you forgot! You forgot that we
celebrate Christmas to remind us that Jesus was born on Christmas and later he
died on the cross for our sins. If we
ask him to forgive us from our sins, he will.
Someday when we die we will go to heaven instead of hell because we
asked him to forgive us.”
Stocking: “Oh
yes, now I remember! How could I forget what Christmas really
means?”
Jello: “Now that you finally understand, do you want
to make that purple snowman you were talking about earlier?”
Stocking: “Sure, and do you want to try some of my peanut
butter pineapple pudding with pinecones?”
Jello: “Um, how about some hot cocoa instead?”
Stocking: “Ok, Merry Christmas, Jello.”
Jello: “Merry Christmas, Stocking.”
The End
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